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| Life Long Prescription | A distraught patient phoned her doctor\'s office. \"Is it true?\" the woman wanted to know, \"That the medication that you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?\" \"Yes, I\'m afraid so.\" the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued. \"I\'m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition? The prescription is marked no refills!\" |
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| Cheerleaders | Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all American. Male cheerleaders are scary. |
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| The Hokey-Pokey Of Death | There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world. Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote the song \"Hokey Pokey,\" died last week at 83. It was especially difficult for the family to keep him in the casket. They\'d put his left leg in and . . . well, you know the rest. |
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| He Had To | A reporter was interviewing the oldest runner in the marathon. \"Why, heck, I\'m not that old,\" he said. \"My daddy is 102 and still works his farm every day! And the only reason he ain\'t here runnin\' today is because he\'s the best man at my 130-year-old grandad\'s wedding!\" \"Now, that\'s amazing,\" said the reporter. \"I can\'t imagine someone wanting to get married at age 130!\" \"Want nuthin\'. He had to!\" |
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| A Demanding Customer | A customer was continually bothering the waiter in arestaurant\; first, he\'d asked that the air conditioning beturned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turneddown because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a secondcustomer asked why didn\'t they just throw out the pest. \"Oh I don\'t care.\" said the waiter with a smile. \"We don\'t even have an air conditioner.\" |