Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Your mamas butt cheeks are so fat they look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud!
Yo mama is like lettuce.
25 cents per head.
Your mama is like a racecar.
She burns fifty rubbers a day.