Dirty Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.