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The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents:

They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engagein such behavior, they can run for Congress like everyone else.






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A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

The bartender sees him and asks, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing there?"

The pirate says, "Aaaarrrrrr, it's driving me nuts."




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Sue and Jane are shopping together at the supermarket. When they get to the vegetables, Sue hefts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Jane, these remind me of John's balls."

Jane, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"

"No", Sue answers. "That dirty."




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Confucius Say: Girl who go on fishing trip with 6 men, come back with red snapper.


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Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Asshole!

Asshole who!

Open the door and find out asshole!




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