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Q: Why is it a good thing that Mitt Romney doesn't drink beer?

A: Because no one would want to have one with him.






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Q: How does Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney expect to win the soccer mom vote?

A: By marrying all of them!




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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.




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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.




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America once had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope.

Now we have Barack Obama, no cash, no jobs and no hope.




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