EmailAJoke.com - Jokes and funny pictures Telemarketer Prank Calls

Clean Children Jokes

58 Clean Children Jokes
Fast Nav.  
SENT: 666 times
E-mail To:
 A Friend
 Entire Address Book
 Clean Address Book
 Dirty Address Book




Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs toher bedroom, and closes the door.

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.

"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.

His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!




SENT: 602 times
E-mail To:
 A Friend
 Entire Address Book
 Clean Address Book
 Dirty Address Book




Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

Little Jimmy stood up, alone.

Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"

"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."


SENT: 550 times
E-mail To:
 A Friend
 Entire Address Book
 Clean Address Book
 Dirty Address Book




On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?"

"Thatís right!" said the boy.

Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of candy?"

"That's right!" said the boy.

Next the liquor store owner's son handed her his box.

She shook it, held it up, and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "I bet I know what it is. Is it wine?"

"No," said the boy.

She touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it Champagne?"

"No," said the boy.

"I give up. What is it?"

The boy grinned. "A puppy!"


SENT: 640 times
E-mail To:
 A Friend
 Entire Address Book
 Clean Address Book
 Dirty Address Book




Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!"

The second one said, "That's nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!"

The third boy just smiled. "That's nothing. My father is a civil servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!"


SENT: 510 times
E-mail To:
 A Friend
 Entire Address Book
 Clean Address Book
 Dirty Address Book




The little farm boy storms out of the house, mad about being ordered to do his chores. In the barnyard, he kicks the rooster. Near the barn, he kicked a hog. In the corral, he kicked the familyís milk cow. His mother saw all this and stormed out after him.

"I saw you kick that rooster; just for that, youíll get no eggs. And I saw you kick that hog; just for that, youíll get no bacon. And I saw you kick the cow; just for that, youíll get no milk!"

His father heard the yelling, came out of the barn, tripping over the cat and nearly falling, after which, he booted the poor animal out of his way. The cat ran screeching into the barn.

The little boy looked up at his mother and said, "You want to tell him or shall I?"


58 Clean Children Jokes
Fast Nav.