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We Float Up To Heaven On Our Backs
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One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs up in the air. She asked, "Daddy, Daddy why is Muffles legs in the air?" Thinking quickly, her dad replied, "This way Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven easier."

The next day when Susie’s dad came home she ran up to him and said,"Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today." Flustered, her father said,"Honey what happened?" And Susie said, "Well Mommy's legs were upin the air and she was screaming 'Oh Jesus I'm coming I'm coming' andif it wasn't for the milkman holding her down she would have been agonner."

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