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How to impress
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
  • Compliment her
  • cuddle her
  • kiss her
  • caress her
  • love her
  • stroke her
  • tease her
  • comfort her
  • protect her
  • hug her
  • hold her
  • spend money on her
  • wine & dine her
  • buy things for her
  • listen to her
  • care for her
  • stand by her
  • support her
  • go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
  • Show up naked.



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