A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. Thehippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nunsurprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the nextstop. When the bus starts on its way the driver says to the hippie, "I cantell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you". The hippie saysthat he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesdayevening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. If youwent dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think youare god and you could command her to have sex with you.
The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to thecemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nunshowed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out fromhiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer themBUT ... first you must have sex with me.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity becauseshe is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way withthe nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask andshouts "Ha, Ha, Ha! I'm the hippie!"
Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha, Ha, Ha, I'm the bus driver!!"