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Requirement: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynski in alimerick.

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# 1There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
on this flute made of beef
that stole the front page from Kaczynski.

# 2Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

# 3Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kaczynski must surely have known
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
given the choice to be blown.

# 4There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Kenneth Starr's lap
she confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *

(*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the ballet dancer.)

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