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Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN

  • His first name was Jesus.
  • He was bilingual.
  • He was always being harassed by the authorities.

But then there were equally good arguments for other nationalities.

JESUS WAS BLACK

  • He called everybody "brother".
  • He liked Gospel.
  • He couldn't get a fair trial.

JESUS WAS JEWISH

  • He went into His Father's business.
  • He lived at home until he was 33.
  • He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

JESUS WAS ITALIAN

  • He talked with his hands.
  • He had wine with every meal.
  • He used olive oil.

JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN

  • He never cut his hair.
  • He walked around barefoot.
  • He started a new religion.

JESUS WAS IRISH

  • He never got married.
  • He was always telling stories.
  • He loved green pastures.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN

  • She had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
  • She kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it!
  • Even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was more work for her to do.




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