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No matter what she did, the blonde couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's beautiful red tomatoes, she asked him for his secret.

"It's really quite simple," replied the old man. "Twice a day, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes. They turn red with embarrassment." So she tried his advice and exposed herself to her plants twice a day.

After a few weeks passed, her neighbor stopped by to check her progress. "So?" he asked. "Any luck with your tomatoes?"

"No," she replied excitedly. "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!"

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