A reporter was interviewing the oldest runner in the marathon. "Why, heck, I'm not that old," he said. "My daddy is 102 and still works his farm every day! And the only reason he ain't here runnin' today is because he's the best man at my 130-year-old grandad's wedding!"
"Now, that's amazing," said the reporter. "I can't imagine someone wanting to get married at age 130!"
"Want nuthin'. He had to!"